The unbearable nuisance of lousy jobs

The unbearable nuisance of lousy jobs

My curriculum vitae is bursting with crappy work experiences. I have had more lousy jobs than hairs on my head. When I was younger I believed that (simpleton!) the more effort I put into working, the greater the reward. I truly believed that accomplishing my duties...
La insoportable pesadez de los trabajos basura

La insoportable pesadez de los trabajos basura

Tengo el curriculum vitae sembrado de experiencias laborales apestosas. He pasado por más trabajos  basura que pelos tengo en mi cabeza. De muy joven yo creía (¡ay, alma de cántaro!) que el esfuerzo siempre tenía recompensa, que el correcto cumplimiento de mis...

The indiscreet charm of vulgarity

Vulgar people hold a fascination for me that borders on the perverse. I love observing them.The world is full of trashy people, especially the town I live in: a tasteless beehive of trashy people of the lowest type. And so there are many opportunities during the day...

El indiscreto encanto de la vulgaridad

Siento una fascinación rayana en lo enfermizo observando a la gente ordinaria. El mundo está lleno de ella, especialmente la ciudad donde habito, hervidero chabacano de chonis y canis de la más baja ralea. Así pues, a lo largo de un día me surgen muchas oportunidades...

New application for the flux capacitor

Aren’t those big clumps of dust that appear as if by magic under beds and other furniture disgusting? They just spring forth from the earth out of nowhere a moment after a good vacuuming. How I hate them! Just seeing those scattered dust bunnies which dare to spread...